Dear Peter Pan,
Sneaking around a child’s bedroom and inviting them to neverland? Been there, done that.
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear 16 and Pregnant,
Thanks for helping me feel better about my life.
Sincerely, 21 and single
Dear man in the car picking his nose,
Please realize that just because you are in your car doesn’t mean you are hidden from the world.
Sincerely, I can see you
Dear skin colored band aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, black people
Dear Yahoo,
I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” just saying…
Sincerely, Google
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic